Beavis and Butthead Watching "Can You Feel the Love Tonight"

by Stahi

{Timon and Pumbaa singing the intro}

Butthead: Man, this sucks..

Beavis: Yeah. Hehheheh. That little rodent can't sing worth crap, and that pig can't sing either Butthead. Change it..

Butthead: HuhHuhHuh... No way.. I heard that like, Simba and Nala.. get busy..

Beavis: {eyes widen, getting excited now} Really!? Cool! When?!

{then it goes to the waterfall, and the singing starts}

Butthead: I dunno.. I think like, pretty soon or something. HuhHuh..

Beavis: {getting bored, starting to impersonate the song} Oh can you feel my ass tonight? HehHeh. POOP!

Butthead: {smacks Beavis hard} Shut up, dude! We're gonna miss them doing it.

{Simba's solo, and then Nala's solo}

Beavis: Oh yeah.. Whoa! Nala looks pretty sweet.. Yeeeah.. Heheheh.

Butthead: Beavis... Are you saying you'd like, do a female lion?

Beavis: Heheheheh, errum, yeah! She's a 'fine feline!' Heheh.

Butthead: {looks closely at the TV} Hey, wait a minute, whoa you're right! {low voice} Maybe she'd like to have fun with big daddy Butthead..

Beavis: Hehheh! {shakes his fists wildly, eyes wide} BOIIIIING!

{Simba and Nala frolicking in the field, chasing the birds}

Butthead: HuhHuh.."Love"

Beavis: Hey Butthead, if I met Nala in real life, I'd be like.. Heeey Baby, heh, how's it goin'? Then I'd score! Heheheheh.

Butthead: No way asswipe! {SMACK} I saw her first! HuhHuhHuh..

Beavis: OW! {rubs his cheek} Oh yeah.. Heheheh. Sorry.

{they leap up and start rolling down the hill, stopping at the end with Simba pinning Nala}

Butthead: Hey Beavis.. I think this is where they do it! {moves close to the TV, eyes widening}

Beavis: {joins Butthead, grinning widely} Yeah! Whoa! Look! She licked him! Heheheheh, she must like all that hair around his head.

Butthead: HuhHuhHuhHuh.. I think that's like, called a mane dude. And you uh, know what they say about lions with big manes..

Beavis: Ohhhh yeah.. {Nala gives 'The Look'} Whoa, she wants him! He's gonna score! Heheheheheheh!

Butthead: Huhuhuhuh! Yeah, he's looking at her like he's saying "Come to Simba.." Huhhuh.

{they start nuzzling}


Butthead: YEAH! DO IT! DO IT!

{then it cuts to timon and Pumbaa again}

Butthead and Beavis both: AAAAAAAH!

Beavis: No! AAH! Go back! Dammit! Go back!

Butthead: {frowns} Ugh.. Damn it.. Those two guys are watching them get busy, and we're missing out on it all.

Beavis: Heheheh.. {sits back on the couch} Maybe they're like, gonna show them 'Doin' the Wild thing' later. Yeeeah..

Butthead: HuhHuh.. They'd better, dude, cause like.. Disney usually shows stuff like schlongs and boobs and stuff in their 'anermated flims'.

Beavis: Heheheheh. Nala didn't have boobs, but she had a nice tail. {grins again, eyes widening} BOIIIIIIIING!

Butthead: Yeah.. HuhHuh.. TLK rocks.

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