by The Weeter (theweeter@aol.com)
Twas the night before Christmas
and all through out Cybertron
not a creature was sturring
not even a Stunticon.
The radar dishes were spinning
and scanning the air
in hopes that ol' Unicron
would not be near there.
The 'Bots and 'Cons were
sleeping in recharging beds
while visions of victory
danced in their heads.
Then upon the scanner
there came such a clatter
as the sky was filled
all awoke to see whats the matter.
A big hulking planet
trasnsformed on their rooves
where his feet landed
EVERYONE moved.
He stomped, and roared
7:00 AM - Amazing Inventions!
Infommercial. Host: Swindle. This week includes a home fusion cannon kit, a plant that grows After Dark screen saver modules, and a one-way dimensional portal. All for only 12 trilitres of energon resin. Operators are standing by.
8:00 AM - Cooking with Slag.
Yet more barbecue recipes. Today, Slag shows us why flamethrowers and cooking assistants don't mix.
8:30 AM - Transmaniacs.
Cartoon. Yakko decides to play with Shockwave and learns the meaning of "radiation sickness". Broadside sings the "International Friendship Song"
8:00 AM - Time Machine.
by Diana Calder (az529@freenet.carleton.ca)
Introduction Are a.t.t.ers "Transformers fans"? Sure! But just how much of a fan _are_ you? TransFans can range from the casual fan, who cherishes a few childhood toys, to the geek who knows every tech spec and episode by heart, to the deranged psychopath who lives to dig through Hasbro/Kenner garbage cans. This is the "official" alt.tv.transformers test to determine how much Transformers rule your life. This test was inspired by the alt.tv.animaniacs "Animaniacs Fan Purity Test" and the various "You Know You're Obsessed with Tfs When..." posts on a.t.t. To score sections
by Phoenix (rodimus@one.net.au)
So, why do all the girls think Megatron and Optimus Prime are so sexy? Please put aside the notion for a moment that they are just robots, I am considering them as 'men'. The first and most obvious reason is their power, they are first in command of their respective armies. Any man (well, just about!) who is high ranking, wether as captain of a sports team or the president of a nation, will always be able to pull in the girls. Power is a big drawcard, it sends out the message that 'I'm the best' and from a survival point of view this is highly
TRANSFORMERS BOOK OF THE DEAD US & UK Comics, US & Japanese Cartoons Created by: Liane "Tetra Reris" Elliot Helpful corrections and additions by: Jonah Rapp Zobovor Maximus Prime Prime Saber Hydra D304 FlameStrike Michael Callahan Jyni Tolppanen plus additions from http://lavender.fortunecity.com/polanski/549/formers/death.html Special Note: This is an updated version of this Book of the Dead and goes to prove that all fans nickpick over very fine details like spellings and the exact information of a character's