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Boss Knows Best?
Mon, 2006-01-09 22:01 — dmuth
(Originally written by Jeffry
Bloss)
The year the Mich scare was in full bloom I was working for a company
whose PC's were under the direct supervision of the head accountant
dude. His brother-in-law or something was a "mainstream programmer"
working for a "respectable software vendor". Our accountant was
convinced by his relative that shareware, BBS's, and anyone who even
spoke the words was evil incarnate. "Brother" directed him to buy a
$120 "top-of-the-line" commercial antivirus package. The name isn't
Cnet's Top Ten Signs That You're a Computer Virus
Mon, 2006-01-09 21:59 — dmuth
The horror! The horror! Of all the nightmares we covered in our
"Windows 95 nightmares" story, we missed the most Kafka-esque:
to wake up one morning and discover you've been transformed into
the most hated of all computer software...a virus. We've
uncovered a few telltale signs that you've suffered this fate...
| 10. | Only sociopaths think you're cool. |
| 9. | Sandra Bullock is fascinated by you...and you know it's nothing to do with |
Lion King Viruses
Mon, 2006-01-09 21:57 — dmuth
If you've been collecting a few too many Lion King video clips or MP3s
and ever have a virus infection one day, you may just end up with one of
the following Lion King Viruses:
- The Scar Virus: Causes the user to run away and never return
- The Mufasa Virus: Causes your computer to die under a stampede of
GNU viruses
- The Sarafina Virus: After every movement pops up a dialogue box
with "What do you think, Sarabi?"
- The Sarabi Virus: Causes your computer not to work anymore unless
you install the Zazu virus
- The Zazu Virus: Causes your computer to being converted into a handsome
Viruses Can Be Funny!
Mon, 2006-01-09 21:56 — dmuth
Getting hit by a virus is never a joke. But afterwards, once people have had a chance to reflect, they'll do the same thing they do with any other tragedy. They'll make jokes about it.
If you found this site while dealing with a virus problem, I can't promise that reading any of these files will fix your problem. But they might help lift your spirits.
- Lion King Viruses
- If you're a fan of Disney's The Lion King, you'll recognize the names of some of these viruses!