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Lion King Viruses
Mon, 2006-01-09 21:57 — dmuth
If you've been collecting a few too many Lion King video clips or MP3s
and ever have a virus infection one day, you may just end up with one of
the following Lion King Viruses:
Originally posted to the TLK-L mailing list by Simba III.
- The Scar Virus: Causes the user to run away and never return
- The Mufasa Virus: Causes your computer to die under a stampede of
GNU viruses
- The Sarafina Virus: After every movement pops up a dialogue box
with "What do you think, Sarabi?"
- The Sarabi Virus: Causes your computer not to work anymore unless
you install the Zazu virus
- The Zazu Virus: Causes your computer to being converted into a handsome
throwrug
- The Pumbaa Virus: Causes your computer to start to smell badly and farts
everytime you hit the keyboard
- The Timon Virus: Your computer seems to know everything better but the OS
crashes twice as much
- The Ed Virus: Every line of text becomes unreadable and there is a
irritating laughter through your soundcard
- The Rafiki Virus: Everytime you answer a dialogue box the CD player
aimes and launches a CD at your head and you hear through the soundcard
"wrong again!"
Originally posted to the TLK-L mailing list by Simba III.