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Look Around You is a hilarious parody of PBS science shows that are made by some outfit in the UK. Since it's not available here in the US (and presumably not copyrighted either, heh), some episodes have made it onto Google Video:

Look Around You: Sulfur

Look Around You: Ghosts

Look Around You: Music

Look Around You: Iron

Any questions?

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I can't take credit for this, as I've seen it elsewhere. But it hasn't showed up in my Friends list lately, so I figured I'd post it here.

Weekly Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer 1962

WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK THREE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
K-Y

WEEK FOUR
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
Whiskey
2 tubes K-Y

WEEK FIVE
Fresh fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles good Chardonnay
1 large bottle Astroglide

WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Eggs
Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
Case of Chardonnay
Large tin Crisco

Based on this Slashdot post, I'd like to suggest we start penalizing spammers in the following ways:

• Being sentenced to write, by hand, an apology to every person they've spammed.
• To memorize and pronounce the words made of random letters that they use to evade spam filters.
• To change their legal names to whatever they use in the "From" field. I want to see people named "Recipe 4Living", "Approval Dept", "Sr. Loan Specialist", and "Always Saving"!

If anyone can come up with other "appropriate" penalties for spammers please, reply and post them here!

Courtesy of Xydexx:

The above poster is a screen grab from this video, wherein some valley girl, having led a sheltered life, stumbles across furries and promptly freaks out.

Returning from lunch, I get into the elevator with Co-worker M and Co-worker K. Also in the elevator is a woman from another floor who we do not know.

*two co-workers and myself are talking about Japanese and Naruto and related stuff*
Unknown Woman: You guys used to play Dungeons and Dragons, didn't you?
Co-worker M: Yes
Co-worker K: Yes
Me: Yes...
Unknown Woman: I thought so. I had a feeling...
*elevator stops at her floor and she gets off, leaving just the three of us*
Co-worker M: We must be really big nerds for her to pick up on that!

I only put the dumbfuck mountain parody poster up a couple of days ago. And now, when I Google on it...

The End of The World was never so much fun!

YOU may be sitting quietly one day, thinking everything is fine. Then along comes Osama bin Leopard. Meow!