What is a cheopard?
It’s a cross or hybrid of a leopard and a cheetah. It combines the good qualities of both species.
Generally speaking, a cheopard must be at least 28% cheetah.
So what are the good qualities of leopards?
Leopards are smart. They drag their prey up into trees and feast on it over several days. They are also strong–they can carry more than their body weight. That’s badass.
Leopards have also been known to steal kills from other predators. Even cheetahs are not safe from Leopard Larceny!
Leopards are the hot shit of big cats.
So what are the good qualities of cheetahs?
I have no idea. I’ll have to get back to you.
Why did you register cheopard.com?
Because it was a nice short domain name that was available.
How did I get to this page?
You probably met me at a furry convention and I gave you this link.
If you have any questions, or are an actual cheetah, don’t hesitate to reach out or leave a comment below.